Now, now guv'nor!

I been goin' through these ravings, an' must say that Poe is really
dishonourably talk'd about. Cause ya know, I'm in automatic writing
stuff, and Poe is my frequent client. He wouldn't appreciate all them ravings!

D. (as in Dominating Demoniac Dodo)

P.s. Look out fo' my -I mean Poe's- new works, penned through my
u'worthy hand, like 'The re-emergence of the House of Usher', 'Van
Kempelen and his new discovery', 'How Hans Pfaall fell from the steps'
and 'The bicycle of the Red Death'.

PF "da guv'na" replies:  Well, well, well... as Oscar Wilde said about the life of an artist, "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." *ahem*

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